A new addition to the family

9:01 PM The Wilson Residence, College Station

The other night my father burst through the garage door slightly hunched, hands outstretched palms clenched and screaming "someone get a box!" it turns out that in between those clenched fists of his was a baby cottontail rabbit.

a sane person would ask the question where did he get a wild baby rabbit, why would he even pick it up........... no one who knows Harry would really classify him as sane though

all that being said, my dad has put this bunny on the same pedestal as his moped. being 2 weeks old and a rabbit the only word that comes to mind is worthless. it has to be fed at all hours with baby formula and an eye dropper. resulting in it eating 5 and pooping 10 times his body weight. additionally, we keep it in the laundry room, which now smells like thousands of poop pellets instead of clean clothes.

the other day i offered to help my dad with its feeding. (i thought it might serve as a nice bonding experience)..... wrong. seconds after taking the provided picture the little rodent bit me, resulting in a drop of blood, the s- word, and the rabbit. (a fran its a shame you weren't there to get it on camera)

You would think that my dad would be pissed about the fact that his only daughter might have contracted rabis.... wrong again. instead he was mad that i said a four letter word, and even madder that i dropped his stupid psycho bunny. Now i'm not allowed to get near it because Harry has convinced the family that the rabbit doesn't like me.

I've contemplated a solution to this little problem- sometime in the next few days I am going to present it to romo as a new chew toy.... zach, your thoughts?